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true hero {@TheOnion: Unemployed Man Vows To Wake Up Early, Finish Watching Movie http://onion.com/1iEFR8f pic.twitter.com/RdzUd0YW0k}
“@TheOnion: Unemployed Man Vows To Wake Up Early, Finish Watching Movie http://onion.com/1iEFR8f pic.twitter.com/CzuUnfl3yM”this is about me kinda
.@TheOnion @josh_wick I'm 90% sure that this is about me.
My struggle explained “@TheOnion: Unemployed Man Vows To Wake Up Early, Finish Watching Movie http://onion.com/1iEFR8f pic.twitter.com/a1Ps1R7Yzf”
“@TheOnion: Unemployed Man Vows To Wake Up Early, Finish Watching Movie http://onion.com/1iEFR8f pic.twitter.com/tBWsx83Dlc”hey it's @Krudolph799
@Chris__Smith_3 @JayCockrill I don't do that.......
@Krudolph799 @Chris__Smith_3 probably true.. when have you known Kevin to wake up at 8 for the end of the world, let alone a movie lol
“@TheOnion: Unemployed Man Vows To Wake Up Early, Finish Watching Movie http://onion.com/1iEFR8f pic.twitter.com/PrULHggbeQ” #lulz #unemployed
“@TheOnion: Unemployed Man Vows To Wake Up Early, Finish Watching Movie http://onion.com/1iEFR8f pic.twitter.com/bOCQyi9b7W” Life.
My summers. “@TheOnion: Unemployed Man Vows To Wake Up Early, Finish Watching Movie http://onion.com/1iEFR8f pic.twitter.com/BMBFixkmHV”
“@TheOnion: Unemployed Man Vows To Wake Up Early, Finish Watching Movie http://onion.com/1iEFR8f pic.twitter.com/2UpSkUboMz” #mylifern
Inspired @sbliss89? RT@TheOnion Unemployed Man Vows To Wake Up Early, Finish Watching Movie http://onion.com/1iEFR8f pic.twitter.com/dlT6wTdi1t
“@TheOnion: Unemployed Man Vows To Wake Up Early, Finish Watching Movie http://onion.com/1iEFR8f pic.twitter.com/2mioyW42a2” @_TravisPutnam
@sweetjomarchi @_TravisPutnam Dammit...you beat me to it! Early bird gets the Trevi joke.
@TheOnion @JohnDeike1 Can we laugh at this one together?
@morganday @TheOnion Lol. That reminds me of something I need to do...
@TheOnion Such an inspiration...
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