How thoughtful! “@TheOnion: Carlos Santana Surprises Wife With Coupon For Free 45-Minute Guitar Solo http://onion.com/1rQf9AP ”
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Not who you think. “
@TheOnion: Carlos Santana Surprises Wife With Coupon For Free 45-Minute Guitar Solo http://onion.com/1rQf9AP ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Carlos Santana Surprises Wife With Coupon For Free 45-Minute Guitar Solo http://onion.com/1rQf9AP ”@yoquierokenreed LOL - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion In related news, to celebrate my wife's last 3 wks of pregnancy, I'm giving her a coupon for 10 unwanted sexual advances.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Carlos Santana Surprises Wife With Coupon For Free 45-Minute Guitar Solo http://onion.com/1rQf9AP ” Ha! Love.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Carlos Santana Surprises Wife With Coupon For Free 45-Minute Guitar Solo http://onion.com/1rQf9AP ”@JonHollidayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@jimmytaegel hilarious! -
@jojodillon Classic!
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@TheOnion what a thoughtful man!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion SERIOUSLY!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So touching! :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Big deal. I offered to sing for my wife while painting her nails but she declined it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sweeeeeet.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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