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@TheOnion They (employees) take out the stuff they ate, you take out their trash? Perfectly illogical logic!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The Onion equivalent of a Family Guy joke: http://youtu.be/-Gz02QZSNPY . RT:“
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@TheOnion This article induced heart palpitations, as I have endured similar Chinese-takeout-related anxiety in the recent past.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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