.@TheOnion “This discovery will no doubt bring closure to some very strange and lonely people.”
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@TheOnion Okay. Now I'm confused. When did you start reporting REAL features?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion let me guess...Roswell? Corona?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that was what was missing from the cure for cancer right?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion just because the cartridges are above ground now doesn't make that ridiculous game suck any lessThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion earth them backThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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