Four words. That is remarkable "@TheOnion: Takeout Bag Feels Light http://onion.com/1kq0dGC pic.twitter.com/nnMyrQImKg”
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Four words. That is remarkable "@TheOnion: Takeout Bag Feels Light http://onion.com/1kq0dGC pic.twitter.com/nnMyrQImKg”
“@TheOnion: Takeout Bag Feels Light http://onion.com/1kq0dGC pic.twitter.com/tZXPTaNlpC” @rshell78
@TheOnion Don't accept the bag without opening and checking content before leaving the store to save yourself all the trouble LOL
@TheOnion Yah they left out the won ton. Again. & why did Welch park 2 blocks from Hunan Palace? Its night time ... park right in front!
“@TheOnion: Takeout Bag Feels Light http://onion.com/1kq0dGC pic.twitter.com/B3rEOMOxYe” this is so fucking funny holy shit
“@TheOnion: Takeout Bag Feels Light http://onion.com/1kq0dGC pic.twitter.com/2KbLGsARAA” @gilldagoalie where'd you get shorted at?
.@TheOnion Can't @curtis_stone just make some more?
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