“@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes http://onion.com/PO8AAB pic.twitter.com/eO03tiYFJe” @alpac123
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@mseward27 never joke about horoscopes 
@TheOnion wow that is so scary accurate right now. :/
“@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes http://onion.com/PO8AAB pic.twitter.com/YKnTPROLTk” sounds about right
@TheOnion perfect! I crave a stress breaking day on Tuesday! glad I woke up
Really good this week
"@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes http://onion.com/PO8AAB pic.twitter.com/uZ0nA0PIZr"
RT #Taurus #FTW @TheOnion: Your Horoscopes http://onion.com/PO8AAB pic.twitter.com/QqegAi7v0A
Scorpio is frighteningly accurate. “@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes http://onion.com/PO8AAB pic.twitter.com/KONBSVrj4l”
@TheOnion thanks. Looking forward to getting hit by that meteorite. Like I don't already look bad enough.pic.twitter.com/BkEiKHuqqh
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