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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Apr 2014

    Grown Man Refers To Map At Beginning Of Novel To Find Out Where Ruined Castle Of Arnoth Is Locatedhttp://onion.com/1lQrYYp 

    6:01 PM - 25 Apr 2014
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      1. David Rutledge‏ @davidrutledge 25 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #guilty MT @TheOnion: Grown Man Refers To Map @ Beginning Of Novel To Find Where Ruined Castle Of Arnoth Is Locatedhttp://onion.com/1lQrYYp 

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      2. ReichsFeed‏ @ReichsFeed 25 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Well is it on the Sea of Whispers or not?

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      1. Katrina Velayo‏ @katvelayo 28 Apr 2014
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        This made me LOL for some reason RT@TheOnion: Grown Man Refers To Map At Beginning Of Novel To Find Out Where Ruined Castle Of Arnoth Is

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      1. Kelly Stapleton‏ @kellyrstapleton 26 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Grown Man Refers To Map At Beginning Of Novel To Find Out Where Ruined Castle Of Arnoth Is Located http://onion.com/1lQrYYp ”@Codok

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      1. Trenchant Trøll‏ @TrenchantTroll 26 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion >I'm guilty. I have not only referred to the map, but I have calculated total land mass in m2 and sea to land ratios...seasonally.

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      2.  👽 Spooky Mueller  👽‏ @thrillout 25 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I demand that The Onion stop #MapShaming!!!

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      3. Trenchant Trøll‏ @TrenchantTroll 26 Apr 2014
        Replying to @thrillout

        @thrillout @TheOnion Isn't #MapShaming the thing where U duct tape tons of maps to a person, light 'em on fire, and cook hotdogs on them? :)

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      1. Annie PrettySoldier‏ @irritablevowel 25 Apr 2014
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        GPOY rt@TheOnion: Grown Man Refers To Map At Beginning Of Novel To Find Out Where Ruined Castle Of Arnoth Is Locatedhttp://onion.com/1lQrYYp 

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      1. Jennifer Korey‏ @JenniferKorey 25 Apr 2014
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        They're making fun of me. #ASOIAF MT @TheOnion: Grown Man Refers To Map At Beginning Of Novel To Find Where Castle Ishttp://onion.com/1lQrYYp 

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      1. jenny hauf‏ @jennykraut 25 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion edit: grown @jennykraut.

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      1. Leigh Walton‏ @leighwalton 25 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What kept me from GoT. “@TheOnion: Grown Man Refers To Map At Beginning Of Novel To Locate Ruined Castle Of Arnoth http://onion.com/1lQrYYp "

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      1. Nora MKE‏ @NoraMKE 25 Apr 2014
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        Hits close to home. MT: @TheOnion: Man Refers To Map At Beginning Of Novel To Find Out Where Ruined Castle Locatedhttp://onion.com/1lQrYYp 

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      1. Tim Jensen‏ @TimJ_BK 25 Apr 2014
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        So!? “@TheOnion: Grown Man Refers To Map At Beginning Of Novel To Find Out Where Ruined Castle Of Arnoth Is Located http://onion.com/1lQrYYp ”

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      1. Rob Hanson‏ @bikebrewbake 25 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Grown Man Refers To Map At Beginning Of Novel To Find Out Where Ruined Castle Of Arnoth Is Located” THAT'S WHAT MAPS ARE FOR.

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      1. Pete Rhomberg‏ @piko3000 25 Apr 2014
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        Aka me "@TheOnion: Grown Man Refers To Map At Beginning Of Novel To Find Out Where Ruined Castle Of Arnoth Is Locatedhttp://onion.com/1lQrYYp 

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      2. Better Than You‏ @plainbetter 25 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I love how this is just an observation piece with very little comedy or judgement.

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      3. Drew‏ @drewprint 25 Apr 2014
        Replying to @plainbetter

        @jacobtapp @TheOnion Haha agreed. Somehow it makes it funnier.

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