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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Apr 2014

    Weekend Magazine: 15-Second Meals http://onion.com/1lQjqkn pic.twitter.com/ujOU36H2q3

    2:10 PM - 25 Apr 2014
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      1. Seth Weintraub‏Verified account @llsethj 25 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Like I have 15 seconds to waste on food prep“@TheOnion: Weekend Magazine: 15-Second Meals http://onion.com/1lQjqkn  pic.twitter.com/pvJT2kXOBF”

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      1. Elias 💫‏ @EliAmick1 28 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Weekend Magazine: 15-Second Meals http://onion.com/1lQjqkn  pic.twitter.com/iVYDfsHRT6” @kaitmejia #bologna your fav;)

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      1. miguel peril‏ @callmeabomb 25 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Weekend Magazine: 15-Second Meals http://onion.com/1lQjqkn  pic.twitter.com/UuD9JkO5sT” @Hehoppe

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      1. corrie‏ @_corriestory_ 25 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Weekend Magazine: 15-Second Meals http://onion.com/1lQjqkn  pic.twitter.com/zNDu9EW0f9” aka finals meals.

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      1. Matt Hoyer‏ @MattHoyer12 25 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Weekend Magazine: 15-Second Meals http://onion.com/1lQjqkn  pic.twitter.com/wRmTBYmclm” @RealTalkRadioJB @jackalope_7

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      1. Justin Shrugged‏ @jbonegetit 25 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion directions too difficult.

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      1. Nightmare on Gak Street  😴 🔥 🤠 🔥 😱 ☠️‏ @Gaknar 25 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion stole @IAmSpilly 's schtick

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      1. New conversation
      2. Julia‏ @boulderbuckeye 25 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Weekend Magazine: 15-Second Meals http://onion.com/1lQjqkn  pic.twitter.com/Df9gQT69ux”@obstreperousv

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      1. Sneha Iyer‏ @si_nerdfighter 3 May 2014
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        @TheOnion India Calling!!

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      1. Cletus the Slack-jawed Yōkai‏ @PrototypeCube 26 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion liartown usa did this one better than you, sorry

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      1. Tim Shaw‏ @FubsyShabaroon 26 Apr 2014
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        @hollyyeats78 “@TheOnion: Weekend Magazine: 15-Second Meals http://onion.com/1lQjqkn  pic.twitter.com/IENtpQczEV”

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      1. Marc Feinstein‏ @GPSmarc 25 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Weekend Magazine: 15-Second Meals http://onion.com/1lQjqkn  pic.twitter.com/2twlXJWNMy” or good for a single man, 3 times a day.

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      1. Sleep N Eat‏ @dlsv_c 25 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Rachel Roderman‏ @rachelroderman 25 Apr 2014
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        @melissaroderman @NicoleRoderman “@TheOnion: Weekend Magazine: 15-Second Meals http://onion.com/1lQjqkn  pic.twitter.com/SeK6gjCMkm”

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      1. David M Kaplan‏ @davidkaplanmd 25 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Weekend Magazine: 15-Second Meals http://onion.com/1lQjqkn  pic.twitter.com/d8rhLucT8f” how healthy!

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      1. STEPHEN TIERNEY‏ @MILTY99 25 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Catherine Antuono‏ @Cantuono 25 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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      1. Amy O'Meara‏ @amyomeara428 25 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion but are they lowcal?

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