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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Apr 2014

    Grown Man Refers To Map At Beginning Of Novel To Find Out Where Ruined Castle Of Arnoth Is Locatedhttp://onion.com/1ilgCh2 

    12:26 PM - 25 Apr 2014
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      1. Jeremy White‏Verified account @JeremyWGR 25 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One of their best ever. “@TheOnion: Grown Man Refers To Map At Beginning Of Novel To Find Out Where Ruined Castle Of Arnoth Is Located”

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      1. Kevin D Marsh‏ @KevinDMarsh 25 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Who hasn't?

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      2. Nick_Zen‏ @Nick_Zen 25 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Who says man are afraid to ask for directions.

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      3. Louisa‏ @Louisa55376979 25 Apr 2014
        Replying to @Nick_Zen

        @Nick_Zen @TheOnion Directionphobia is related to pridopia, and sinology, and is common among liars.

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      1. Ariana Kalamaras‏ @ArianaKalamaras 25 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion @JeffMacDonaldJr this is you

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      1. Annie Bloom's Books‏ @annieblooms 25 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion So that's what all the browsers are doing back in the Fantasy section!

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      1. Aaron Tiberius‏ @AaronTiberius 25 Apr 2014
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        YUP @TheOnion: Grown Man Refers To Map At Beginning Of Novel To Find Out Where Ruined Castle Of Arnoth Is Located http://onion.com/1ilgCh2 ”

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      1. Michael Boo-lis  👻‏ @summonedmonkey 25 Apr 2014
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        Ouch, Onion, this one hits home. MT @TheOnion Grown Man Refers To Map In Novel To Find Out Where Ruined Castle Ishttp://onion.com/1ilgCh2 

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      1. David Roth‏ @rothd1066 25 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion @arobertwebb

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      1. Andy Marriott‏ @Andywaxer 25 Apr 2014
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        #me “@TheOnion: Grown Man Refers To Map At Beginning Of Novel To Find Out Where Ruined Castle Of Arnoth Is Located http://onion.com/1ilgCh2 ”

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      1. Louisa‏ @Louisa55376979 25 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Readers have a need to know where the Arnoth is located.

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      1. Mark L Hornbuckle‏ @marklhornbuckle 25 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion I can't figure out why this is funny. I call that "reading". #nerd

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      1. Alex Sobie‏ @aesob 25 Apr 2014
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        So me with GOT. @TheOnion: Grown Man Refers To Map At Beginning Of Novel To Find Out Where...http://onion.com/1ilgCh2 

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      2. Chris Barras‏ @realChrisBarras 25 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Grown Man Refers To Map At Beginning Of Novel.. http://onion.com/1ilgCh2 ” @RiverCityHymnal

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      3. Tommy Moore‏ @AChristianStoic 25 Apr 2014
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        @realChrisBarras @TheOnion welcome to my world.

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      4. Chris Barras‏ @realChrisBarras 25 Apr 2014
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        @RiverCityHymnal it's why I couldn't get through game of thrones

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      1. shawn mrphy‏ @shawnmrphy 25 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Is this the guy that asked where in the world is CARMAN SAN DIEGO

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      1. Shannon Heaton‏ @QChawkeyeinFL 25 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion The Azalaks' spurious claim to forty goats is a TISSUE OF LIES. Even a casual flip through the appendices would tell you. Sheesh.

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      1. Keith Larson‏ @KPL2383 25 Apr 2014
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        Ouch RT @TheOnion Grown Man Refers To Map At Beginning Of Novel To Find Out Where Ruined Castle Of Arnoth Is Located http://onion.com/1ilgCh2 

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