@TheOnion I used to much chloroform on my "date" and now she won't wake up...actually, I think she's not breathing; bummer :(
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@TheOnion: STATSHOT: Why Aren't We Going To Prom? http://onion.com/1gUEBhx pic.twitter.com/5WPVRfHG6C”
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@TheOnion I would have brought mine, but they didn't allow hand puppets!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion why? There's someone(s) for every oneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: STATSHOT: Why Aren't We Going To Prom? http://onion.com/1gUEBhx pic.twitter.com/cyZ2wfC9Mg” yep, tuxedo allergy for me
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