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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Apr 2014

    [American Voices] “Gay marriage is destroying this nation.” http://onion.com/1gTMcgm pic.twitter.com/G8Mpug0hgv

    7:20 AM - 24 Apr 2014
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    • Fred Peter W. Kaplan crybaby هندري ابنو احمد Drew McGowen Alex Throndson Violet Raven Jonathan Jones Rollo Tomasi
    18 replies 62 retweets 75 likes
      1. Sarah Aileen‏ @QueenLaTamblyn 24 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion gay marriage is not destroying our nation. Hate is!

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      1. Karl‏ @khmark7 24 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Did Fox News buy the Onion??

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      1. Ben Weinrib‏ @benweinrib 24 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion is the best. RT @TheOnion: [American Voices] “Gay marriage is destroying this nation.”http://onion.com/1gTMcgm 

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      1. Rock Geluk‏ @RockGeluk 24 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion In Canada gay married pple are buying houses in suburbia. Sometimes I c them in gas stations filling up their cars!

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      1. Salvatore‏ @001lightRain 24 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion OMG THE NATION IS BEING DESTROYED by Big Oil & Coal Climate Change will destroy the U$A

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      1. Salvatore‏ @001lightRain 24 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion and this is why they buy guns?

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      1. Michael Moscrip‏ @migellito 24 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Even funnier than the original bit: people who comment without clicking on the link. hehe/durrr

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      1. Bad Moose  🦌‏ @richwajda 24 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Reacting without reading the whole story is destroying the nation.

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      1. Jonathon Goodfellow‏ @JonGoofel 24 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion if marriage has a bad name &/or impact on country it sure has nothing 2 do w the majority of GLBTI ppls being denied the right

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      1. grink ✨‏ @Grink 24 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion it's destroying this nOtion. Thank you. That's mine you can't use that.

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      1. Bill Evans‏ @BillEvans360 24 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Happy Marriages ?

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      1. tmlabaw@gmail.com‏ @tmlabaw 24 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion this is a joke

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      1. DomestiqueDesScholes‏ @MegasDomestikos 24 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Stupidity is destroying their nation.

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      2. Grace Boe‏ @Gra8ce13 24 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion ha...lol...since when does LOVE destroy Anything...humans like u r the Ones who r going 2 destroy this nation. Shame on you! 0;)

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      3. DJ Killcrazy‏ @djkillcrazy 7 May 2014
        Replying to @Gra8ce13

        @Gra8cie You do know @TheOnion is a parody news site, yes?

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      4. Grace Boe‏ @Gra8ce13 7 May 2014
        Replying to @djkillcrazy

        @djkillcrazy @TheOnion.ha..lol..Yes.i am refering to the so-called american voices.does that not mean knowitAll humans- no harm 2 u intended

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      2. A1 Yola‏ @Youngmanwinters 24 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I never get tired of Satire! Not!

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      3. Josef B‏ @B_fesoJ 24 Apr 2014
        Replying to @Youngmanwinters

        @Youngmanwinters @TheOnion Following the Onion on twitter is an interesting choice then. Do you have masochistic tendencies?

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      4. A1 Yola‏ @Youngmanwinters 24 Apr 2014
        Replying to @B_fesoJ

        @B_fesoJ @TheOnion I thought the satire might get mixed with genuine discussion. Idk why.

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