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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Apr 2014

    Activists Release Horrifying Video Showing How Meat Products Are Eaten http://onion.com/1rmHpcl pic.twitter.com/2V0oxBEoXq

    12:26 PM - 23 Apr 2014
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    • Brü Scott Wet Lungs Lemon Rachel Sales Matt Ralston Gard Huseby 38% Chocolate. Raccoons Club 21+ Mike Zoller
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      2. dani starkey‏ @yungl4dy 23 Apr 2014
        Replying to @MarxistHell

        @MarxistHell @TheOnion you're an idiot

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. dani starkey‏ @yungl4dy 24 Apr 2014
        Replying to @yungl4dy

        @MarxistHell @TheOnion is faggot the only word you know

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      5. dani starkey‏ @yungl4dy 24 Apr 2014
        Replying to @MarxistHell

        @MarxistHell @TheOnion 😱

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      2. Meaghan_M‏ @Meaghan_EMC 23 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @DoubleMeatMan IS THIS YOU? @TheOnion Activists Release Horrifying Video Showing How Meat Products Are Eatenhttp://onion.com/1rmHpcl 

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Double Meat Man‏ @DoubleMeatMan 23 Apr 2014
        Replying to @Meaghan_EMC

        @MorelliWrites @TheOnion ME AT that place? How could that BE. EFfectively I am going to have to say...maybeef? #meats

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Nuromanca‏ @Nuromanca 23 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Shame a few meat eating bozos are missing out on some splendid satire!

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      1. Sean O'Neill‏ @ONeillSean11 23 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Activists Release Horrifying Video Showing How Meat Products Are Eaten http://onion.com/1rmHpcl  pic.twitter.com/QOsDG9d2op” @daveb_64

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      1. William Mountz‏ @wmountz 23 Apr 2014
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        Phew! Glad they didn't catch me eating at Booches “@TheOnion: Activists Release Horrifying Video Showing How Meat Products Are Eaten.” #CoMo

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      1. Fred‏ @that0therdude 23 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Activists Release Horrifying Video Showing How Meat Products Are Eaten http://onion.com/1rmHpcl  pic.twitter.com/FtK8CfBPvJ”

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      1. Brandon Gastelum‏ @BrandonGasteIum 23 Apr 2014
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        @rolandos99 @TheOnion: Activists Release Horrifying Video Showing How Meat Products Are Eaten pic.twitter.com/2ttBuSrJhC Look familiar?

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      1. Jesi Reynolds‏ @jesi_arsenic 23 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen

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      1. Joel Serino‏ @thinq4yourself 23 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion The greatest form of activism is living longer, healthier, happier and taking a chuckle at opinions. Keep peelin.

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      1. NAPACON‏ @napacon 23 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion @BigJoeBastardi ..This Is INSANITY..Get These FREAKS out of American life..Let the Eat Grass....Food?? IF IT LOOKS GOOD EAT IT!.

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      1. Ty Griffin‏ @TyGriffinATL 23 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion @DaleRussellFox5 that was tough to watch...I think I'll have to fire the grill up this evening! #hungry

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      1. Joelle‏ @missjoelley 23 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion You should see how my sister eats! The cat leaves the room!

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      1. Sandy appreciates you!‏ @RightGlockMom 23 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion @BigJoeBastardi Nom nom nom . . BACON!

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