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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Apr 2014

    "This is really fucked up: Sometimes he’ll even request that the family dog get into the mix." http://onion.com/1rmAWy7 pic.twitter.com/u5rSipTG4e

    11:59 AM - 23 Apr 2014
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    20 replies 382 retweets 493 likes
      1. Erika K. Gibson‏ @ErikaKGibson 23 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Too creepy and weird to be funny.

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      2. Matt K‏ @therealmattker 23 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @theonion @PeterChocolate1 This is horrible

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      3. RevEnth‏ @PeterChocolate1 23 Apr 2014
        Replying to @therealmattker

        @Matt_Ker @TheOnion As in not funny horrible?

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      1. 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰  👻 𝔅𝔒𝔒  👻 𝔗𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔱𝔰‏ @KrisWhoTweets 23 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion @GizzarkHenry BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

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      1. Andrea Zellner‏ @AndreaZellner 23 Apr 2014
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        CC @BWGleason MT @TheOnion: http://onion.com/1rmAWy7 pic.twitter.com/JhDLcI2IuQ

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      1. Steve Ludwick‏ @SteveLudwick1 23 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Shameful !!! Punish the parents...I suppose he wanted a sleep-over for his friends. Boys no doubt.

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      1. Ray Cates‏ @rcates2 23 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Register him with the local police department and make him sleep under a bridge.

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      1. JJR‏ @RalstonJJ 23 Apr 2014
        Replying to @JNE1291

        @JNE1291 @TheOnion You realize it's satire, right?

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      1. Mathew Mcintyre‏ @WeirdMat 23 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Ahahahahaha! Eheheheheh! Ahahahahaha! .......yuck.

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      1. Steven Fisher‏ @KingslyFishao 23 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion @bennyfish19

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      1. Potato Stew‏ @OTK_Obelisk 23 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Another one? These sick o's seem to keep poping up.

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      1. Tara Bowen‏ @tarabowhen 23 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion http://hmmdiddlydum.blogspot.com/2014/04/the-onion-criticism.html … #TheOnion.

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      1. professional hater‏ @dr_mario_XXX 23 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion That sick fucker!

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      1. Jordan Rypkema‏ @JordanRypkema 23 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion What is wrong with children these days?

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