“@TheOnion: Always read the packaging. You’re one of these people now. http://onion.com/QylmnQ pic.twitter.com/QesnL1otUB” @jess_muszynski 





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“@TheOnion: Always read the packaging. You’re one of these people now. http://onion.com/QylmnQ pic.twitter.com/QesnL1otUB” @jess_muszynski 





“@TheOnion: Always read the packaging. You’re one of these people now. http://onion.com/QylmnQ pic.twitter.com/qWqiGEjHRL” @CBandTWR
@thegreatcatzbee why yes, yes I am lol
@derekbolser I want that sieve contraption
@derekbolser thank u bb! 


“@TheOnion: Always read the packaging. You’re one of these people now. http://onion.com/QylmnQ pic.twitter.com/K1kFpJXGmL” @JoeMcHugh22
@HashtagKieran @TheOnion that was a very insightful article as always from The Onion
@JoeMcHugh22 @TheOnion I wouldn't expect anything less from The Onion
“@TheOnion: Always read the packaging. You’re one of these people now. http://onion.com/QylmnQ pic.twitter.com/MfRr3HzhF1” @Steph_Greenbaum haha
@Clloydster_ go away with this 



“@TheOnion: Always read the packaging. You’re one of these people now. http://onion.com/QylmnQ pic.twitter.com/9yNpDrtuLS” @PFSedor
@mikecmurphy that @TheOnion is funny and a little bit truthful. I don't know why people go GF as a choice; those peeps are crazy.
Go all in on cucumbers RT @TheOnion Always read the packaging. You’re one of these people now. http://onion.com/QylmnQ pic.twitter.com/OdA7T3cBVE
“@TheOnion: Always read the packaging. You’re one of these people now. http://onion.com/QylmnQ pic.twitter.com/mGkdMLagBf”@Gethmann2007
“@TheOnion: Always read the packaging. You’re one of these people now. http://onion.com/QylmnQ pic.twitter.com/J9NxF1ZjcK” @GyanRuey
“@TheOnion: Always read the packaging. You’re one of these people now. http://onion.com/QylmnQ pic.twitter.com/bTJKFH4lTQ”@doubleOsara
“@TheOnion: Always read the packaging. You’re one of these people now. http://onion.com/QylmnQ pic.twitter.com/dkKQNkEj82” @LHMAYER
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