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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Apr 2014

    POLL: Should Illegal Immigrants Be Deported?http://onion.com/1jwWW53 

    7:45 PM - 22 Apr 2014
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      1. SorosFunded Agigator‏ @drewsg1 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion We should deport people who are too stupid for satire

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      1. Gary Exley‏ @ExleyGary 23 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Yes, hence the term, illegal!

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      2. Michael White‏ @mikewhite31 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion I love how Long Island is a different color from the rest of NYS.

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      3. Michael White‏ @mikewhite31 22 Apr 2014
        Replying to @mikewhite31

        @TheOnion No, that's Connecticut. Guess I gotta start wearing my glasses in the bathroom now.

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      1. Leslie L. Thompson‏ @SoftSkies4 23 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: POLL: Should Illegal Immigrants Be Deported? http://onion.com/1jwWW53 ”yup sounds about right #politics #itsallpoltics

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      1. Maddy Reese‏ @Maddsteroni 23 Apr 2014
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        Lol omg this is so accurate “@TheOnion: POLL: Should Illegal Immigrants Be Deported? http://onion.com/1jwWW53 ”

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      1. Mighty Tortilla‏ @MongeSwanson 23 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion No. We should annex Mexico instead. They have OIL and more coast line!

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      1. Dana Shaw‏ @dshaw1710 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion when they are called legal immigrants then they can stay

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      1. Heather Burton‏ @HDUB85 22 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: POLL: Should Illegal Immigrants Be Deported? http://onion.com/1jwWW53 ” not if they have jobs and families

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      1. urfavlilbrowngirl‏ @Urfavlilbrowngi 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion arizona should really be in purple

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      1. Deanna‏ @d3anna_may 22 Apr 2014
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        Well done @TheOnion. POLL: Should Illegal Immigrants Be Deported? http://onion.com/1jwWW53  #amurrica

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      1. Gudlaug Hawkinson‏ @GudlaugHawkinso 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Why not be able to un-elect the far right? Our country is based on immigration! Give them a way#citizenship Be smart! #vote

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      1. The One the Only John Harrison Ware the Fourth‏ @laogoagen 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Natives Go Home!

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      1. Gene‏ @WolverineAngler 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion YES, YES, YES!

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      1. redshirt2‏ @907611 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Yes do it NOW get rid of every politician who wants r supports any form of amnesty start @ the oval office work thru evry st house

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      1. Zack Narkin‏ @znarkin 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion I believe.......I can't believe.......its not butter.

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      1. Brandy Wentzler‏ @BrandyWent 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion nope, we need more kids in American schools - our population is aging - we need more students to keep our funding.

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      1. Evil E‏ @evile 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion is this a serious question?

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      1. Nice Guy‏ @Mr_NiceGuyTees 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion maybe but not before they pickup some Mr niceguy tees! #makemyshitinternational #ShamelessPromo

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      1. Donald Motley‏ @donwenow 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Sure, if that's what they want, but no cutting in line

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