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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Apr 2014

    POLL: Should Illegal Immigrants Be Deported? http://onion.com/1tys9wI pic.twitter.com/I3LKpMlNIN

    12:02 PM - 22 Apr 2014
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      1. Bobbio B.‏ @Good_Fibes 22 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Yes. Send them back to California where they came from.

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      1. CalBeach‏ @CalBeach 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion I would like to be deported...to another planet with some intelligent life forms.

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      2. D Tait‏ @Green_one 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Illegal immigration isn't a new problem. Native Americans used to call it white people.

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      1. Tony Crockford‏ @TonyCrockford 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion how far back do you want to go?

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      1. Ronald sheehan‏ @Ronaldsheehan 26 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion close the border forget the trespassing cows

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      1. Jim Harris‏ @hockeyfan41 24 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion yes

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      1. Renzo Pasolini‏ @RenzoLives 23 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Absolutely.Part of the Worlds problem is illegals immegration.

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      1. What's a Duck?‏ @WhatsABeingA 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Yes! Send he filthy human scum back to the savannah... Or mars, where their horrendous 'DNA' originates.

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      1. Dimiji‏ @dimijiya 22 Apr 2014
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        Nice summary RT @TheOnion: POLL: Should Illegal Immigrants Be Deported? http://onion.com/1tys9wI pic.twitter.com/kYHVObjef7

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      1. Uneek Impressions‏ @uneekimp 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Big FAT NO do this and most white folks will have to get of their fat arses and go to work & find it too hard

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      1. H E L L A P L U S H  ™️‏ @alpineshep 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion if they happen to be named Justin Bieber, then yes. The @WhiteHouse considered it.

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      1. Dhani Schimizzi‏ @IMeternalboy 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion DEPORT unto others as U would have them deport unto U.

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      1. carlos‏ @Los_Boty 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion So USA will now be called United Native America once everyone has been deported?

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      1. Randy‏ @RandyHope2 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion yes they should

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      1. Principle Pleasure's‏ @PinchySniper 22 Apr 2014
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        @theonion every country in the world has illegal immigrants ~ so deport them to where >space/mars/......

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      1. CB‏ @silvanus39 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion they can't as half the population of the USA would deplete v quickly.

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      1. rhyland cottingham‏ @rhylandc1 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion if in country illegally and not from a country where human rights abuses have been proven by all means yes

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      2. Roman‏ @roman_campbell 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion yeah and close the borders behind them

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      3. Peter Gedge‏ @pegdeg 22 Apr 2014
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        @roman_campbell Where will you go? We don't want you back in Scotland (Going on your surname) @TheOnion

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