“@TheOnion: "It is simply the natural cycle at work." http://onion.com/1tyiRAR pic.twitter.com/sOgOnhqV0u” I can't stop laughing 
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“@TheOnion: "It is simply the natural cycle at work." http://onion.com/1tyiRAR pic.twitter.com/sOgOnhqV0u” I can't stop laughing 
@TheOnion @Aragorn7409 just Catholics though right?
@TheOnion http://onion.com/1tyiRAR pic.twitter.com/bPl2sW8SjT It will happen to you & everybody you know, and there’s not a thing that...
“@TheOnion: "It is simply the natural cycle at work." http://onion.com/1tyiRAR pic.twitter.com/GEQXGh2Dwl” @WayOfTheBraza @JeremyPaulSays
.@TheOnion does molesting a corpse only matter if there's an afterlife?
@TheOnion what i don't know doesn't hurt me.
@TheOnion LOL what the fuck was this article? lol
@TheOnion So you're blatantly stealing from Sam Kinison now?
@TheOnion you sir, are completely off-side. I'm sure you have more profound things to say other than this tripe? #creepyheadshot
@TheOnion Welp, that settles it, cremation for me...
“@TheOnion: "It is simply the natural cycle at work." http://onion.com/1tyiRAR pic.twitter.com/ptTFuv4vu1”
@TheOnion That's why it's better to get cooked.
@TheOnion Correction: We die, get buried, get shat on by various life forms, then we get dug up and chucked in the hedge.
@TheOnion This was a really weird post.
@TheOnion death's a perv
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