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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Apr 2014

    White Male Privilege Squandered On Job At Best Buyhttp://onion.com/1rgewOV 

    6:45 PM - 21 Apr 2014
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      1. CHEFLAOUATTARA‏ @CHEFLAOUATTARA 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion @TCsViews ...This cracked me up!!

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      1.  🔥 🦊fox fires 🦊 🔥‏ @canimuff 21 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: White Male Privilege Squandered On Job At Best Buy http://onion.com/1rgewOV ” god bless this article

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      1. Chris Shaffer‏ @DrShaffopolis 21 Apr 2014
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        .@TheOnion You left out the part where he blames never studying in his life on affirmative action. (RE: http://onion.com/1rgewOV )

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      1. Slacks‏ @JaySlacks 21 Apr 2014
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        This Wins Twitter Today. Everyone clock out. “@TheOnion: White Male Privilege Squandered On Job At Best Buy http://onion.com/1rgewOV ”

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      1. Devin Scanlon‏ @DevinScanlon 22 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: White Male Privilege Squandered On Job At Best Buy http://onion.com/1rgewOV ” I blew it!

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      1. eb‏ @smooth_chillin 22 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: White Male Privilege Squandered On Job At Best Buy http://onion.com/1rgewOV ” 😩😂

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      1. Adrianne Stone, PhD‏ @AdrianneElayne 22 Apr 2014
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        Ha!!!! “@TheOnion: White Male Privilege Squandered On Job At Best Buy http://onion.com/1rgewOV ”

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      1. Austin Loudenslager‏ @al0137 21 Apr 2014
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        Yes, the "gold tipped" ones. - “@TheOnion: White Male Privilege Squandered On Job At Best Buy http://onion.com/1rgewOV ”

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      1. Rebecca Luby‏ @beccaluby 21 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: White Male Privilege Squandered On Job At Best Buy http://onion.com/1rgewOV ” Lololol

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      1. Aasi Tahir Siddique‏ @Aasii 21 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion and onion is white...

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      1. Krista Scenna‏ @bespokecurator 21 Apr 2014
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        LOL! They went there RT @TheOnion: White Male Privilege Squandered On Job At Best Buyhttp://onion.com/1rgewOV 

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      1. Dana Lee‏ @dananabananayo 21 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: White Male Privilege Squandered On Job At Best Buy http://onion.com/1rgewOV ” @Merrrrrrrrrre @rrrrrrrrrr8chel

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      1. matt guay‏ @matt_guay 21 Apr 2014
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        😂😂😂😂 "@TheOnion: White Male Privilege Squandered On Job At Best Buy http://onion.com/1rgewOV ”

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      1. Talibah‏ @onlyspecial1 21 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: White Male Privilege Squandered On Job At Best Buy http://onion.com/1rgewOV ” lol

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      1. Carina Dominguez‏ @CarinaD7 21 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: White Male Privilege Squandered On Job At Best Buy http://onion.com/1rgewOV ” LMFAO

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      1. Paul Far‏ @Fartbooty 21 Apr 2014
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        Reply to @TheOnion I was just there

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      1. Cameron MacKay‏ @CameronTMacKay 21 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: White Male Privilege Squandered On Job At Best Buy http://onion.com/1rgewOV ” @NOliviaWow

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      1. Robby Olson‏ @robbyolson 21 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: White Male Privilege Squandered On Job At Best Buy http://onion.com/1rgewOV ”

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      1. Debra Borchardt‏ @WallandBroad 21 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Couldn't have said it better! That tweet is now on my @RebelMouse pic.twitter.com/LsKsafCRJU http://rbl.ms/19AONM1 

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