“@TheOnion: Colorado Legalizes Medicinal Fireworks http://onion.com/1pnjAFG ” @TheFrontBottoms
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@TheOnion@stpaulrockcity Maybe this is an option for Terri?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Colorado Legalizes Medicinal Fireworks http://onion.com/1pnjAFG ” BLOW SHIT UP MY FRIENDS IN COLORADO! I GIVE YOU FIRE!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Colorado Legalizes Medicinal Fireworks http://onion.com/1pnjAFG ” Good to see this country making some progressThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion As a resident of CO, I'd love to sponsor a rally supporting this cause on 7/4. We can set off fireworks at 7:04 am &pm.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What? Unbelievable to one who can't even blow up a balloon for fear of the popping noise made by punctured balloons. What next?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Colorado Legalizes Medicinal Fireworks http://onion.com/1pnjAFG ”@ChetKPhillipsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sick af.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought I could rely on you for all my news updates. But now I know you are full of shit after the fireworks story.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Aleks_Stosich and that's why I live here#coloradonativeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That will cure a lot of problems for some folks. Seeing that wrinkle on your forehead..maybe that itchy middle finger..breathingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Colorado Legalizes Medicinal Fireworks http://onion.com/1pnjAFG ” // killed me


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Cauterize that wound at home. RT
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