Accurate. RT @TheOnion "Report: Average American Consuming 4 Ounces Of Cheese Right Now http://onion.com/1nD8R5e "
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@Dubigk@TheOnion Time for more cheese! Keeping up with the Jarlsbergs.#cheeselife
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@TheOnion: Report: Average American Consuming 4 Ounces Of Cheese Right Now http://onion.com/1nD8R5e ”@bec_kles @lexlucera so applicable.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion, have you investigated Greek salads? Seriously, what have you guys gotten yourselves into?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Average American Consuming 4 Ounces Of Cheese Right Now http://onion.com/1nD8R5e ” that's a low estimateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Average American Consuming 4 Ounces Of Cheese Right Now http://onion.com/1nD8R5e ”@klacey11 -
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@TheOnion I only wish. I'm unfortunately between meals. At 5:56 exactly, however, it's game on.
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@TheOnion: Report: Average American Consuming 4 Ounces Of Cheese Right Now http://onion.com/1nD8R5e ” I wish.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Average American Consuming 4 Ounces Of Cheese Right Now http://onion.com/1nD8R5e ” I totally am.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Average American Consuming 4 Ounces Of Cheese Right Now http://onion.com/1nD8R5e ” College Park!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Average American Consuming 4 Ounces Of Cheese Right Now http://onion.com/1nD8R5e ”. Only 4???Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Average American Consuming 4 Ounces Of Cheese Right Now http://onion.com/1nD8R5e ” meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I know a family that consumed nearly 11 ounces yesterday. They're Swiss but live in NJ.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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What's the margin of bacon on that? “
@TheOnion: Report: Average American Consuming 4 Ounces Of Cheese Right Now http://onion.com/1nD8R5e ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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How did they know? Hidden camera here? "
@TheOnion: Report: Average American Consuming 4 Ounces Of Cheese Right Now http://onion.com/1nD8R5e ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can confirm. Just ate cheese. Was delicious.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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