@TheOnion must be running low on material
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@TheOnion Why does he speak in Old English?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion zzaixZzzxThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in our manholes."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Roman Centurion Crawling Out Of NYC Manhole Cover In For One Wacky Adventure http://onion.com/1jTDbYx ” every movie in the '80s

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