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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Apr 2014

    How To Solve A Rubik's Cubehttp://onion.com/1gRlJDF 

    8:30 PM - 18 Apr 2014
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      2. Donny Baseball‏ @flyin_ryan4 18 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: How To Solve A Rubik's Cube http://onion.com/1gRlJDF ” holy shit it actually works!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Vinny Facchino‏ @VinnyFacchino 18 Apr 2014
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        “@flyin_ryan4: “@TheOnion: How To Solve A Rubik's Cube http://onion.com/1gRlJDF ” holy shit it actually works!” 😂😂😂

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      1. Ahmad Yusri Abdillah‏ @AmdayDroup 18 Apr 2014
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        Jangan pernah ngaku gaul kalau belum pernah jadi orang yang setia @TheOnion

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      1. Mark Jr.‏ @hosemn13 19 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: How To Solve A Rubik's Cube http://onion.com/1gRlJDF ” I can vouch. I started learning yesterday, it's exactly like this. I cried.

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      1. Laura Chrisman‏ @tyrannolaura 19 Apr 2014
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        @adotchris “@TheOnion: How To Solve A Rubik's Cube http://onion.com/1gRlJDF ”

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      1. John Mosby‏ @rajveejnas 19 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion it's just like real life it is

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      1. Jamie, Jeep Girl of Leisure  ©️‏ @LakeHuronGirl 18 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion everybody knows you take the stickers & switch them until all the sides match again! Voila!

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      1. Billie‏ @billiegann 18 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: How To Solve A Rubik's Cube http://onion.com/1gRlJDF ”

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      1. James Hutchison‏ @JamesHutchSLC 18 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: How To Solve A Rubik's Cube http://onion.com/1gRlJDF ” @Rob_dogg5

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      1. Ma ☠️well‏ @Moby_Dork 18 Apr 2014
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        OK this is maybe the best Onion article ever. RT @TheOnion: How To Solve A Rubik's Cubehttp://onion.com/1gRlJDF 

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      1. jolomo‏ @jolomo 18 Apr 2014
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        It totally worked!! “@TheOnion: How To Solve A Rubik's Cube http://onion.com/1gRlJDF ”

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      1. Kepler_186f‏ @Kepler_1861 18 Apr 2014
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        .@TheOnion Finally some useful news comes out of Earth. #StayAway

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      1. newlawgirl‏ @newlawgirl 18 Apr 2014
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        At long last, the mystery is solved. “@TheOnion: How To Solve A Rubik's Cube http://onion.com/1gRlJDF ”

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      1. Rob Cain‏ @cain_rob 18 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion fucking hilarious!

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      1. Alexander Limas‏ @AlXavierLimas 18 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: How To Solve A Rubik's Cube http://onion.com/1gRlJDF ” #RealLife

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      1. Kimberly Rudkin‏ @MimiRudkin 18 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Everyone knows it's as easy as peeling the stickers off!

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      1. Maisey‏ @maisbeep 18 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion It's almost as if I've been solving it all along!

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