“@TheOnion: Man Attempting To Determine Whether Restaurant Closed Without Getting Too Close http://onion.com/1gRlCb5 ” @fiveburger
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@TheOnion oh my god, this is exactly me -
@fiveburger It's you and me every time we go to a restaurant. -
@Conman9191 we be had that conversation so many times
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Attn:
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@listen2londa Us today! "@TheOnion: Man Attempting To Determine Whether Restaurant Closed Without Getting Too Close http://onion.com/1gRlCb5 ” - 1 more reply
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Yup. Story of my life. “
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@tetsell@TheOnion: Man Attempting To Determine Whether Restaurant Closed Without Getting Too Close http://onion.com/1gRlCb5Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Ha! I know this guy. RT
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Love it!
@veggieterrain “@TheOnion: Man Attempting To Determine Whether Restaurant Closed Without Getting Too Close http://onion.com/1gRlCb5 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He should bring#binoculars next time. Fact: they have other uses besides watching teen volleyball from afar to prevent arrest.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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A thousand times me:
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The onion gets me. RT “
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@TheOnion Yup. Did this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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