“@TheOnion: Area Man Cleans Apartment Once Every Relationship http://onion.com/Pc4JwJ pic.twitter.com/JQcqsxykyB” lol this is awful 
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“@TheOnion: Area Man Cleans Apartment Once Every Relationship http://onion.com/Pc4JwJ pic.twitter.com/JQcqsxykyB” lol this is awful 
@kittythepuff sounds like my life
“@TheOnion: Area Man Cleans Apartment Once Every Relationship http://onion.com/Pc4JwJ pic.twitter.com/HVKbJBwLGd”
“@TheOnion: Area Man Cleans Apartment Once Every Relationship http://onion.com/Pc4JwJ pic.twitter.com/XyfcJWBWSE” @briankzoo
RT @TheOnion: Area Man Cleans Apartment Once Every Relationship http://onion.com/Pc4JwJ pic.twitter.com/L2L3dsaMkW
“@TheOnion: Area Man Cleans Apartment Once Every Relationship http://onion.com/Pc4JwJ pic.twitter.com/JmD1tz2rkX” pretty much me and my car.
“@TheOnion: Area Man Cleans Apartment Once Every Relationship http://onion.com/Pc4JwJ pic.twitter.com/ICQEszv8N5” yup.
@AmandaVets
“@TheOnion: Area Man Cleans Apartment Once Every Relationship http://onion.com/Pc4JwJ pic.twitter.com/GjhbOYWED5”
“@TheOnion: Area Man Cleans Apartment Once Every Relationship http://onion.com/Pc4JwJ pic.twitter.com/kD5h0bDNyY” you @CarolineVAkers
“@TheOnion: Area Man Cleans Apartment Once Every Relationship http://onion.com/Pc4JwJ pic.twitter.com/oz7mVWI3oW” So True!
The Onion is on some kind of "Burn Eric" campaign lately. “@TheOnion: Man Cleans Apartment Once Every Relationship http://onion.com/Pc4JwJ ”
@Lyss1707 no, it's full mental patient. But I can imagine myself cleaning...
@TheOnion thats the only way to focus on plan :)
Wow he ain't shit “@TheOnion: Area Man Cleans Apartment Once Every Relationship http://onion.com/Pc4JwJ pic.twitter.com/2Pz6VuA6E0”
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