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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Apr 2014

    "We will not cease sitting around and laughing it up until America is reduced to rubble." http://onion.com/1qYAeXw pic.twitter.com/8MOzEQI9KT

    10:12 AM - 15 Apr 2014
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      1. Dablue‏ @opinionatedpup 15 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: "We will not cease sitting around and laughing it up until America is reduced to rubble." pic.twitter.com/Zuqg2KCVqU” couch akhbar!

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      2. Ian56‏ @Ian56789 16 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It is increasingly apparent that articles in the @TheOnion are more accurate of actual reality than pieces on @FoxNews @MSNBC or @CNN

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      1. Molly Jo‏ @Molly1Jo 17 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion The last time they attacked en masse, the country pulled together. This is a much more effective plan...

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      1. Richard Hanson‏ @uncarich854 15 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion @PornPops69 it's called the lazy terrorist plot

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      1. Lee Verling‏ @LeeVerling 1 May 2014
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        @TheOnion We'll see about that you turds

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      1. JeriMalynn‏ @JeriMalynn 18 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion No thanks

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      1. Borderline Keroro  🐸‏ @BorderKeroro 16 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion @Ian56789 they are really terrible! The federals I mean. What a bunch of morons

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      1. Ian56‏ @Ian56789 16 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion @seanbedlam This is reality #NotTheOnion "Al-Qaeda" is inter changeable with "America's leaders". They are on the same team.

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      1. UdnSpeak4me‏ @UdnSpeak4me 15 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion They are watching Duck Dynasty and Honey Boo along with Palins new show-I Squawk about nothing.pic.twitter.com/oMmmR13idc

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      1. Robin Lyle‏ @RobinoSpeaks 15 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion FBI knows all too well CIA created Al-Qaeda and all terrorist networks. 'Internal decay' comes from "skull & bones" sellin US out.

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      1. Emily Bateman‏ @emielibat 15 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion @julian_duncan

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      1. Mensch‏ @RolfeW 15 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion @InlawsOutlaws we are well on our way

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      1. Shallremainnameless‏ @Spiggitzfan 15 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Kinda takes "We can't let the terrorists win" 2 a whole 'nother level!

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      1. Celebrated Lutinist, Dr. Greg Stanley‏ @billlabrie 15 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion I think most of the country is already under suspicion of participating in this plot.

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      1. M Hernandez esq.‏ @M_Hernandez_esq 15 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion #Burn

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      1. Haitham Boshnak‏ @hi_thumb 15 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion This is a must read. It can't go beyond this pointhttps://twitter.com/theonion/status/456117879637680128 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        "We will not cease sitting around and laughing it up until America is reduced to rubble." http://onion.com/1qYAeXw  pic.twitter.com/8MOzEQI9KT
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      1. Aun Raza‏ @aunraza 15 Apr 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: "We will not cease sitting around and laughing it up until America is reduced to rubble." http://onion.com/1qYAeXw 

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