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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Apr 2014

    Margin Notes Left On Menu From Previous Ruby Tuesday Customer http://onion.com/1gwESdS pic.twitter.com/8ItzExqbjs

    10:37 AM - 14 Apr 2014
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    14 replies 100 retweets 148 likes
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      2. Lisa & K9 ❌3‏ @LisaAlesci 14 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion All the world's a critic

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Steve -(Stephen if I'm in trouble)‏ @Scoutbloke 14 Apr 2014
        Replying to @LisaAlesci

        @LisaAlesci @TheOnion I must take issue with you on that statement. I think it was poorly thought out and presented TBH.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Lisa & K9 ❌3‏ @LisaAlesci 14 Apr 2014
        Replying to @Scoutbloke

        @Scoutbloke @TheOnion And there you are.

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      1. hawktagon‏ @bobbyhawkmusic 14 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Margin Notes Left On Menu From Previous Ruby Tuesday Customer http://onion.com/1gwESdS  pic.twitter.com/GyhUR5KmDA” @thedefibulators

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      1. Drew McDuffie‏ @Drew_McDuffie_ 17 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Margin Notes Left On Menu From Previous Ruby Tuesday Customer http://onion.com/1gwESdS  pic.twitter.com/JR6LV5Xvfw” @tharvjr

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      1. JoshShapes‏ @Noonan_Josh 14 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Margin Notes Left On Menu From Previous Ruby Tuesday Customer http://onion.com/1gwESdS  pic.twitter.com/17ZpeZ7CWH” HAHAHA, niiiiiice

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      1. hira babar‏ @hirababar1 14 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. 3G's‏ @Saltyphotog 14 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Ed knows his trios. Can't tie his shoes but damnit he knows his way around a sampler.

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      1. Tyree Dawson‏ @Tyree_D 14 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion thai phoon shrimp

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      1. Kay Charbonnet‏ @AluraKay0523 14 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion love it !

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      1. Siam Goorwich‏Verified account @SiamGoorwich 14 Apr 2014
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        Gonna start doing this, looks fun RT @TheOnion Margin Notes Left On Menu From Previous Ruby Tuesday Customer http://onion.com/1gwESdS 

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      1. Ashley Gray‏ @SmashleyGray 14 Apr 2014
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        Reminds me of a helpful note left in a room service menu in CA--> “@TheOnion: Margin Notes Left On Menu From Previous Ruby Tuesday Customer"

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      1. infinite green‏ @infinite_green 14 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion The first problem was eating at Ruby Tuesdays..

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      2. Jonathon Addington‏ @Johnnyvines79 14 Apr 2014
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        Hahahaha“@TheOnion Margin Notes Left On Menu From Previous Ruby Tuesday Customer http://onion.com/1gwESdS  pic.twitter.com/pzipHFhgbb”

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      3. n8-bit‏ @WriteMyWrong 14 Apr 2014
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        @Johnnyvines79 Haha awesome

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      1. Benjamin Fisher‏ @bennyfish19 14 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Margin Notes Left On Menu From Previous Ruby Tuesday Customer http://onion.com/1gwESdS  pic.twitter.com/46nj0ijD2k”@KingslyFishao

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