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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Apr 2014

    POLL: Should Felons Have The Right To Vote? http://onion.com/1iNP9j1 pic.twitter.com/jzTXVFglCr

    10:08 AM - 14 Apr 2014
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      2. Dawn Shirreffs‏ @DawnShirreffs 14 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion if you ask @SCOTUS they will likely opine that corporations should have the right to vote - which is far more dangerous imho

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      3. Tony. That's enough.‏ @igobytony 14 Apr 2014
        Replying to @DawnShirreffs

        @DawnShirreffs @TheOnion @Scotus my thoughts exactly! Corporations are NOT people. Besides, they can already buy politicians & write laws.

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      1. Dj Walker-Morgan‏ @Codepope 14 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion And exactly how can we tell the difference between your satire and the Taboola ad crap at the bottom?

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      1. Jacob Sheehan‏ @crimson__chin 14 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion @Jammin_Slamski tahh, fuck dude

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      1. Ed Moeller‏ @oldZracer 14 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Seems to me if they "paid debt to society" slate s/b cleared. I vote yes.

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      2. obama democrat‏ @1onwardtogether 14 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion after time served ,for sure

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      1. Brendhan O'Brien‏ @BrendhanOBrien 14 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion after time served of course they should...we sent them to prison as punishment disenfranchising them is so power can stay in power

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      1. Mathias Chauchat‏ @ChauchatM 14 Apr 2014
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        1 nouveau débat sur le droit de vote: “@TheOnion: POLL: Should Felons Have The Right To Vote? http://onion.com/1iNP9j1  pic.twitter.com/PdpiK3d4qY”

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      1. Jem_Nickole 👑‏ @ArmyChic93 14 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: POLL: Should Felons Have The Right To Vote? http://onion.com/1iNP9j1  pic.twitter.com/sIF2aQ9xyg”@SargeRocks

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      1. Scott K. McEachern‏ @ScottKMcEachern 14 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: POLL: Should Felons Have The Right To Vote? http://onion.com/1iNP9j1  pic.twitter.com/t04JmoBRNE” this makes too much sense.

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      1. peter fletcher #DeeplyUnhelpful #FBPE‏ @peterthepig 14 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion I think only felons should vote in this poll.

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      1. Jackiee Carbery‏ @key_of_jacks 14 Apr 2014
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        Absolutely RT @TheOnion POLL: Should Felons Have The Right To Vote? http://onion.com/1iNP9j1 pic.twitter.com/ca1CF5pU2C

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      1. DUDE‏ @Moviemagician1 14 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Illegal aliens should have the right to vote VOTER ID

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      1. DUDE‏ @Moviemagician1 14 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion 1 time felons yes after that NO People should be allowed a second chance

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      1. Pat Narcomey‏ @tigerwarrior54 14 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion NO!

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      1. Casey ‏ @kcjo78 14 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion um no. They don't seem like they make good judgment any other time.

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      1. Benjamin Fisher‏ @bennyfish19 14 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: POLL: Should Felons Have The Right To Vote? http://onion.com/1iNP9j1  pic.twitter.com/Ibp6uv25hl”@KingslyFishao

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