@TheOnion *don't and another thing, this decrease should have happened long ago!
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@TheOnion I think some of us just Donny want to deal with the brattiness. Is bad enough I have to hear it every time I step outside!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't think they could try to force me to kill my child, if I had one, but they are bastard enough to try!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My landlord wants me to kill my three elderly dogs, even though I pay my rent on time, and they are basically well behaved.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Diaper to dog food ratio.#theyjustdontbruseaseasilyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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