@carolinabarr lolololololol seriously slowest moving bitch... EVER!!! PS I saw a 1D commercial yesterday.... Instantly thought of you 
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@carolinabarr lol I have no idea, I wasn't paying attention
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@TheOnion Rothfl :-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion everyone at the dog park can control their dog except youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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School district superintendent? Men's bathroom janitor? Road construction worker? Anyone at BofA?
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