@TheOnion Ah, the waters of inhuman restriction are finally parting.
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@TheOnion@GilpinPeri Was a primary teacher - 8 yr old boy said v. seriously: Miss, you know why I don't like birds - they shit everywhere!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: This Week Last Year: Waters Tested As 12-Year-Old Says ‘Shit’ In Front Of Mom For First Time http://onion.com/RcIoRG ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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