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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Apr 2014

    This Week's Top Story: Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deityhttp://onion.com/RcHPHM 

    8:03 AM - 12 Apr 2014
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    • 🔥Blossom🔥 📚 #FBPE Jakob Deel Kate Iselin (: two falcons coffee Christopher Triffo M'shell Jeffrey Novelly ahbab
    33 replies 561 retweets 424 likes
      1. Woody‏ @nbwoody 12 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion this has to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! God is a descendant of chump? Research a cure for a sickness instead!

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      1. Melissa Brown‏ @nymelb86 12 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: This Week's Top Story: Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity http://onion.com/RcHPHM ” @BanjoPope Did U see this?

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      1. ~Innocent~‏ @Innocentt_T 12 Apr 2014
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        Now this----->@TheOnion Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deityhttp://onion.com/RcHPHM 

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      1. michaylah‏ @michaylahjoy 13 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: This Week's Top Story: Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity http://onion.com/RcHPHM ”@YourFavoriteKid this is true

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      1. Dan McManus‏ @Danny_McMac 13 Apr 2014
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        @rickygervais #proof “@TheOnion: Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity http://onion.com/RcHPHM ”

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      1. Don Smith‏ @locksmithdon 12 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion You've truly outdone yourself this time. Absolutely brilliant!

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      1. isioma egbon‏ @evergreen_72392 12 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane very funny

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      1. Bronco-Girl  🇺🇸 ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️‏ @Bronco_7777 12 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Why in the fuck did chimpanzees stop evolving? Why did everything stop evolving? I call Bull Shit on these idiots!

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      2. Sam‏ @baumer818 12 Apr 2014
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        @JJWikki11 “@TheOnion: This Week's Top Story: Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity http://onion.com/RcHPHM ”

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      3. Jen‏ @JJWikki11 13 Apr 2014
        Replying to @baumer818

        @baumer818 the deity is believed to have had a rudimentary capacity for knowing all that is, all that has been, and all that ever will be

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      1. Joshua Thompson‏ @jtlivin 12 Apr 2014
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        lol!! “@TheOnion: This Week's Top Story: Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity http://onion.com/RcHPHM ”

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      1. Rafael‏ @supercloud64 12 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion That explains why bananas are berries.

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      1. Glenn Preston‏ @Angry_Pepperami 12 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: This Week's Top Story: Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity http://onion.com/RcHPHM ” @GSpellchecker Haha!

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      1.  🎃 🕸️amanda 🍂 👻‏ @A7Shaf7 12 Apr 2014
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        Hahaha I love @TheOnion: "This Week's Top Story: Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity http://onion.com/RcHPHM ”

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      1. Kelly Jaya‏ @Kelly_Jaya 12 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane oh Seth! Usually you RT funny stuff. We Christians are entering Holy Week so I'm a little sensitive.

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      2. Politic has no rules‏ @flickzilla 12 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion Sorry no god - humans require reassurance that world is safe they have a need for ontological security. Each societies makes deity

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      3. Politic has no rules‏ @flickzilla 12 Apr 2014
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        @TheOnion "What can be said to exist?Into what categories, if any, can we sort existing things? What are the meanings of being

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      2. Brian Howard‏ @Brian_Howard03 12 Apr 2014
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        “@TheOnion: This Week's Top Story: Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity http://onion.com/RcHPHM ” @MuffingtonPost

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      3. Jacob Kamuf‏ @MuffingtonPost 12 Apr 2014
        Replying to @Brian_Howard03

        @Brian_Howard03 You were a little late there, pisseh. Check out my timeline

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