@TheOnion this has to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! God is a descendant of chump? Research a cure for a sickness instead!
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@TheOnion: This Week's Top Story: Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity http://onion.com/RcHPHM ”@BanjoPope Did U see this?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Now this----->
@TheOnion Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deityhttp://onion.com/RcHPHMThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: This Week's Top Story: Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity http://onion.com/RcHPHM ”@YourFavoriteKid this is trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rickygervais#proof “@TheOnion: Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity http://onion.com/RcHPHM ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You've truly outdone yourself this time. Absolutely brilliant!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane Why in the fuck did chimpanzees stop evolving? Why did everything stop evolving? I call Bull Shit on these idiots!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JJWikki11 “@TheOnion: This Week's Top Story: Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity http://onion.com/RcHPHM ” -
@baumer818 the deity is believed to have had a rudimentary capacity for knowing all that is, all that has been, and all that ever will be
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lol!! “
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@TheOnion That explains why bananas are berries.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: This Week's Top Story: Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity http://onion.com/RcHPHM ”@GSpellchecker Haha!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Hahaha I love
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane oh Seth! Usually you RT funny stuff. We Christians are entering Holy Week so I'm a little sensitive.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sorry no god - humans require reassurance that world is safe they have a need for ontological security. Each societies makes deity -
@TheOnion "What can be said to exist?Into what categories, if any, can we sort existing things? What are the meanings of being
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@Brian_Howard03 You were a little late there, pisseh. Check out my timeline
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