Ah ... life at DBV. RT @TheOnion: Exit From Apartment Delayed 20 Seconds To Avoid Pleasantries With Neighbor http://onion.com/1kep80u
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@ItsTheWooo@TheOnion my colleague at work lets me leave early so he doesnt have to "put up" with me on the train on the way home -
@ItsTheWooo@TheOnion more amusing is he probably doesnt know that I know thats why he lets me leave early
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@KingCarsonL this article is so accurate...

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@KingCarsonL maybe...
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I stall at elevators to avoid people
@TheOnion: Exit From Apartment Delayed 20 Secs To Avoid Pleasantries W/ Neighborhttp://onion.com/1kep80uThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Yep, done.
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Story of my life. RT
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@TheOnion yep that's what I would do tooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Exit From Apartment Delayed 20 Seconds To Avoid Pleasantries With Neighbor http://onion.com/1kep80u ” Yeah, I've done this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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