@TheOnion @pawlawscv If a woman told me, "I don't feel the same as I once did for you", "I'd respond when do you need to move out?"(prenup).
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@TheOnion@pawlawscv a few words on seperation http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W6M6blKFuC8 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "I see marriage as 18,000 failed one night stands followed by death." ~and so our national divorce rate creeps to 60%.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Married Couple Only Staying Together For Sake Of U.S. Divorce Rate http://onion.com/1irfnHQ ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion taking one for the team. team people?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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