Lol “@TheOnion: Date Invites Woman Upstairs To Check Out Red Flags http://onion.com/PxrAmY ”
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@TheOnion please stop writing articles about me! RT Date Invites Woman Upstairs To Check Out Red Flagshttp://onion.com/PxrAmY -
@sethbirnbaum@TheOnion yeah, I don't think any woman spends the night after seeing your jank ass window
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@TheOnion Dear god. I'm grinning so wide. This is your best in months. Fantastic.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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