@TheOnion Why not just hold an auction where the old prune that bids the most gets to be president?
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@billmonning MT@TheOnion: Fight to ensure every US $ has say in govt finally over http://onion.com/1lEt24Q pic.twitter.com/KROakYFTiF
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@TheOnion @theschwaman this is gold:https://twitter.com/theonion/status/451831651283111937 …
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@askparker_2015 hahahaha that's hilarious ... But sadly hilarious
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@TheOnion As the Reserve hoards Canadian currency, bumping@CurrenSy_Spitta all the way to Buffalo, Bernake sings "Myer's a Mire, I'ma Bear"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The dollar has more rights than some people I know.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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