.@TheOnion is spot-on, as usual. STATSHOT: Why Aren't We Answering The Phone? http://onion.com/1mF3q5q
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@TheOnion http://drumskaraoke.com Original drumless songs (play along for drummers)pic.twitter.com/2zHfKSj5P6
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@TheOnion is my favourite vegetable, I keep them growing on my kitchen counter. :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lol "Might be a total stranger, family member or friend" RT
@TheOnion: STATSHOT: Why Aren't We Answering The Phone? http://onion.com/1mF3q5qThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Um, because I don't have any hands?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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