“@TheOnion: “Any attempt to mail yourself is a bad idea, even if you wrap your whole body in bubble wrap.” - @FedEx http://onion.com/1mESqoE ”
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@TheOnion But what if I pack myself in a giant sized replica of a VHS tape box filled with coffee grounds? That'll throw them off.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@FedEx We never learn, even after hearing the tragic tale of Waldo Jeffers#TheGift#TheVelvetUndergroundThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@FedEx I'm sure@ThatKevinSmith clearly demonstrated in 'Red State' that only terrible things happen to those wrapped in plasticThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: “Any attempt 2 mail urself is a bad idea, even if u wrap ur whole body in bubble wrap.” Dah! emailing urself costs much lessThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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