@TheOnion @matt_perkin @chadscottcole23 Watch this haha. Independent living knowledge is key.
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@TheOnion@BlacksburgStuff That works perfectly for me. My boss is my husband. (I actually think I'm the boss, but shhhh...don't tell him.)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I like to hug it out....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thanks for these! I used them today and ROCKED it. Hired on the spot!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion few this worse then shaking a hand that is just there...no life, no joy in the greeting.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion giving a nice blowie works for me everytime.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Senator Tutwiller advises depositing Bowie Knife, Dueling Pistols in outer vestibule; to display amiable nature. -
@TheOnion As young Would-Be-Intern in 1847,Tutwiller advised to bring a large # of Gold Dubloons to Willard Hotel Lobby/Suss Out Bureaucrats -
@sophievipond As Faithful Biographer and Compiler of The Lost Memoirs of Fictional Sen. K. Tutwiller, I attach his ridiculous views! :)
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@TheOnion Not very funny, but a bit entertaining....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Tip: A firm handshake is key for a good first impression, but even better is a great kiss http://onion.com/EXACTLY :))Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion Yes, the handshake gets the job but kissing ass gets the promotion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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