“@TheOnion: Woman Tragically Succumbs To Natural Hair Color http://onion.com/1scHIcU pic.twitter.com/PYr06tdByS” I fear for my future
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“@TheOnion: Woman Tragically Succumbs To Natural Hair Color http://onion.com/1scHIcU pic.twitter.com/PYr06tdByS” I fear for my future
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@TheOnion I'm currently filled with smug contentment that I managed not to reply to this post with something misogynist and crude.
“@TheOnion: Woman Tragically Succumbs To Natural Hair Color http://onion.com/1scHIcU ” I will not be succumbing anytime soon!
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@TheOnion Gasp! 
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