“@TheOnion: Study Finds Earth Located In Lamest Part Of Universe http://onion.com/1lnBqDo ”
We're the cosmic equivalent of a fucking culdesac
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@TheOnion umm were are really close to several binary star systems. -
@TheOnion@iliffesmith including the closest—Alpha Centauri A, B, and Proxima Centauri!
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@TheOnion@Beautysleeper That figures...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yeah its kinda a lame neighborhood. But the neighborhood IS full of characters. Where else could u find a Trojan orbiting Uranus?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I always suspected that Earth was located in a bad neighborhood , only visited by 'UFO' 'proctologists'Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I always suspected this.....“
@TheOnion: Study Finds Earth Located In Lamest Part Of Universe http://onion.com/1lnBqDo ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@clarkgregg so true ..... but also that means we are in a "safe zone," yeah?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@clarkgregg lolololol, well, better that than the redneck part of the universe!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@clarkgregg Location, location, location.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Study Finds Earth Located In Lamest Part Of Universe http://onion.com/1lnBqDo ”@NorthCorreiaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's just flippin funny!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion safest? hummThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And common sense finds that such lame things don't matterThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Study Finds Earth Located In Lamest Part Of Universe http://onion.com/1lnBqDo ” Eso explica muchas cosasThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Study Finds Earth Located In Lamest Part Of Universe http://onion.com/1lnBqDo ”there's a chance that could be true#whoops#mybad#godThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This post in honor of Earth Day? Good timing!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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