“@TheOnion: “It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me.” http://onion.com/1dRVqho pic.twitter.com/9cxoVFEhWk”. Ah the Onion 
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“@TheOnion: “It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me.” http://onion.com/1dRVqho pic.twitter.com/9cxoVFEhWk”. Ah the Onion 
@TheOnion
Ads should feature large, hairy men resembling bears and walruses. Media realism for both sexes. No more twigs!
@TheOnion @AdrienneBaugher #weirdboobs
“@TheOnion: “It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me.” http://onion.com/1dRVqho pic.twitter.com/9xWwDZwwtm” HAHAHAHA! Awesome
“@TheOnion: “It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me.” http://onion.com/1dRVqho pic.twitter.com/ulz6iWHcW2”

“@TheOnion: “It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me.” http://onion.com/1dRVqho pic.twitter.com/RaCARxiKt6” @hannahranga
@noirvogue ha! “@TheOnion: “It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me.” http://onion.com/1dRVqho pic.twitter.com/I5TbtF0znU”
.@TheOnion
"I'll see a regular healthy woman..deeply depressing got me"
Spencer DeLane-I hope every woman shuns youpic.twitter.com/m9nWM0TVuw
@TheSweetLeaf @TheOnion worry not; the onion is just satire! spencer doesn't exist
@TheSweetLeaf @TheOnion haha i don't blame you; that's some messed up shit to say!
@davejohnblack @TheOnion err - this is satire.
@davejohnblack @TheOnion what do you think was the point of the satire?
@davejohnblack @TheOnion it's a hyperstimulus finding the sweet spot of cognitive attention, which lies outside of realistic range
@paniq I think the problem is more to do with focusing on something unrealistic too much. Balanced unrealism is fine.
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