You ask why doesn't God throw us a really sweet party? @TheOnion @KieranCKelly have you never been to #Meyersville?
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@TheOnion Which god? There are claims to thousands of them. -
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@Horse_Crimes@neonwario@TheOnion Since when is asking for clarification considered "hating?" Are you that shaky in your beliefs? -
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@Horse_Crimes@neonwario@TheOnion why would you say I'm hating then? You ssss-slow or something?
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@TheOnion: If God Exists, Why Doesn’t He Throw Us, Like, A Really Fucking Sweet Party?http://onion.com/OcgfrtThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@jazzandbaseball 'Let us walk properly, as in the day, not in revelry and drunkenness...' (Hab 2:15)#noparty#godsucks -
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@jazzandbaseball @cdibbz@cjdahl I've said it before, I'll say it again. Brunch is my church. -
@kerickertful@jazzandbaseball @cdibbz In the name of the frittata, the sunny side-up, and the holy toast.
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@TheOnion Well, there was a PARTY, until the we took a BITE!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion god did it is called life.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I agreeing it all such a conundrum time to shout out party I'll believeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yeah@TheTweetOfGod why don't you throw us a huge rager?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@4willster@ricgbrown 'Or I could start praying to one of those Hindu gods with all the arms...'Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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