“@TheOnion: Lazy Wildlife Rescuer Lets Oily Pelicans Pile Up In Sink For 5 Days http://onion.com/1pIs9FN pic.twitter.com/67EOmjsfOT”
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“@TheOnion: Lazy Wildlife Rescuer Lets Oily Pelicans Pile Up In Sink For 5 Days http://onion.com/1pIs9FN pic.twitter.com/67EOmjsfOT”
“@TheOnion: Lazy Wildlife Rescuer Lets Oily Pelicans Pile Up In Sink For 5 Days http://onion.com/1pIs9FN pic.twitter.com/9dHLSGM0ye” @jessiegour
“@TheOnion: Lazy Wildlife Rescuer Lets Oily Pelicans Pile Up In Sink For 5 Days http://onion.com/1pIs9FN ” kinda like @LDLowrie and dishes
@TheOnion That is so messed up...Why am I laughing? Seriously...the longer I look the more I laugh...Look away...look away.
@TheOnion Twitter addict
@TheOnion Why can't they just put them in the dishwasher when they are done.
@TheOnion @valorstreet15 omg! Seriously? Let me out dawn soap in your eyes and wash em out for you!
@cupcake_loverB @TheOnion umm you know this is satire?? Its the onion... Lol
@valorstreet15 @TheOnion isn't today April 1st!? ;)
@cupcake_loverB @TheOnion ahhh i hears ya... Clever
“@TheOnion: Lazy Wildlife Rescuer Lets Oily Pelicans Pile Up In Sink For 5 Days http://onion.com/1pIs9FN pic.twitter.com/9yrPPpfKos”
“@TheOnion: Lazy Wildlife Rescuer Lets Oily Pelicans Pile Up In Sink For 5 Days http://onion.com/1pIs9FN pic.twitter.com/wi4gslmbKQ” 


@TheOnion I see they did'nt give the lazy jerks name, He can't be called a rescuer, I hope he lost his job!! Jerk-off!!
@TheOnion is it wrong that I giggled?
@TheOnion Yeah been there...
Need to soak. “@TheOnion: Lazy Wildlife Rescuer Lets Oily Pelicans Pile Up In Sink For 5 Days http://onion.com/1pIs9FN pic.twitter.com/zCSoI5ZtX8”
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