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@TheOnion@Lucian_Lutrae Assuming it was the Abrahamic god, there'd be a devine edict against drinking it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@anamariecox what do you think is going on around you?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion -Be there - The Wedding Supper of the LambThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Repulsive. I just became a non-fan of the Onion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@rickygervais would approve of this message ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion because hes an assholeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He stocks the bar in your heart, with the finest wine of His Holy Spirit, which will get you more drunk than any earthly liquor!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion God's kid threw it 2,000 years ago at Club Golgatha -- Happy Hour on the Hemophiliac, plus his All-you-can-eat liver for salvationThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @PooterpigThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He has. They call it "life."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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