@TheOnion We Are ALL Sick of her butting into our fridges and pantries. She really needs a donut and different patsy cause.
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@TheOnion "Pro baseball players don't rape anyone like pro football players. If anything a baseball player is more of a pillow princess."-meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion don't mock MichelleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That 'guy' cracks me up ROFLMAO !!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is she taking a break from her garden?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#OpeningDay “@TheOnion Michelle Obama Introduces Exercise Program To Combat Obesity In Professional Baseball Players http://onion.com/1kkq6Gx ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion always bossy to the %#putmeincoachThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That can't be true. If it is she's nuttier than squirrel turds.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Pro golfers are next....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hahaha - your tax dollars hard at work!! LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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