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@Towerboy55@TheOnion 35th of Julember I think.
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@DJReger RT@TheOnion: Flight Attendant Quietly Informs First Class Passengers Where Real Emergency Exits Arehttp://onion.com/1gh1evAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Flight Attendant Quietly Informs First Class Passengers Where Real Emergency Exits Arehttp://onion.com/1gh1evA - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion@JohnDiesattheEn This is so full of shit that the onion should be a politician.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I KNEW it! “
@TheOnion: Flight Attendant Quietly Informs First Class Passengers Where Real Emergency Exits Are http://onion.com/1gh1evA ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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“
@TheOnion: Flight Attendant Quietly Informs First Class Passengers Where Real Emergency Exits Are http://onion.com/1gh1evA ”@DickScaffaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Flight Attendant Quietly Informs First Class Passengers Where Real Emergency Exits Are http://onion.com/1gh1evA " hahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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“
@TheOnion: Flight Attendant Quietly Informs First Class Passengers Where Real Emergency Exits Are http://onion.com/1gh1evA ” SickThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion april 1 starts earlyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Flight Attendant Quietly Informs First Class Passengers Where Real Emergency Exits Are http://onion.com/1gh1evA ” - I knew it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "and don't bother calling 911 anymore. Here's the real number (912)"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I have heard about this. My wife says the same thing! Hahahahahaha.#funnystuffThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@jonostrower reminds me of Tim Conway and Harvey Korman. http://youtu.be/QCz8he36hskThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@jonostrower I hope this announcement is one day early!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Hey...this emergency exit is just painted on!" --Homer SimpsonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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