Reminds me of how HWA hired himself a job @TheOnion: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking http://onion.com/1dXxpQD
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Related: I talk like this already
@TheOnion: Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking http://onion.com/1dXxpQDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oooo....wait, it's the ONION.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking http://onion.com/1dXxpQD ” yeah, well, goody 2 shoes 4 themThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking http://onion.com/1dXxpQD ” w/o all those piercings you gotThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LMAO! How times have changed...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@mrshobbsie True it still worksThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's how I got my first job. But, then again, that was the sixties.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If only hand jobs and blow jobs came that easily. I'd be "walking right up" all the time.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#careerservchat RT@TheOnion: Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking http://onion.com/1dXxpQDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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