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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Mar 2014

    "You never think it could happen to you. How do you recover from a loss like this?" http://onion.com/1i1y0TS pic.twitter.com/FQ6TMVdGfN

    9:06 AM - 28 Mar 2014
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      1. Autumn Webb‏ @_autumn_webb 28 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @noelacruela

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      1. Close-up‏ @slygote 28 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @JimmyJazz1968 leads so many American families to piracy and eventual homelessness

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      1. Amanda B. Williams‏ @biblewilliams 28 Mar 2014
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        "Only has Xbox now." Unthinkable. @TheOnion http://onion.com/1i1y0TS  pic.twitter.com/pjtVcsgB3v”

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      1. AnnMarie‏ @ExTVNewzgirl 28 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion they will never get back those unwatched movies from the last time #HBO and #Showtime had a free weekend.

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      1. Kanye, West Vagina‏ @BrownBrian333 28 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion I propose we start a relief fund.

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      2. Isaac Moreno‏ @IsaacMoreno 28 Mar 2014
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        Tragedy could hit anybody “@TheOnion: "How do you recover from a loss like this?" http://onion.com/1i1y0TS  pic.twitter.com/JTOCK3qSGm”

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      1. Chris‏ @Phrommayon 30 Mar 2014
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        Devastated Family Struggling to Cope After Losing Everything on DVR @TheOnionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHPOZJe0Inc …

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      1. Glenn Lochrie‏ @glochrie 29 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @edcreswell This happened to us last year. We are still trying to cope.

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      1. Epic Quotes Avg Joes‏ @ForRealIHear 28 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion I know this struggle. One cannot live in a house divided. Or one suddenly without one's favorite recorded television.

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      1. Digital Luddite‏ @DLuddite 28 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion worst nightmare ever.

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      1. Debby Martin‏ @debeeby 28 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Really Steve?

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      1. henrythefourth‏ @henrythefourth 28 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @shantm79 Ha!

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      1. Me‏ @Ally8525 28 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion WOW! I can't imagine what they're going through....wouldn't even wish it on my worst enemy

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      1. Rooney Redux‏ @RooneyRedux 28 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion "Oh the Showmanity" :). (Hindenburg nod for the young'uns)

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      1. K‏ @urfunny2 28 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "You never think it could happen to you. How do you recover from a loss like this?" This is how=get netflix & get real OMG

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      1. Rachel Wulff‏ @kugrad2014 28 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion 1st world problems

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      1. Natalie Longoria‏ @NAL333 28 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion hysterical. I guess they don't know about @hulu or @netflix ? Although I'd rather see them pick up a #kindle

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      1. beerdudeallmighty‏ @snglmltrblnd84 28 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion you always know how to brighten my day

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      1. Fraidy Katie‏ @OhWeeBeasties 28 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion This one is serious. It's the biggest impediment to changing cable providers!

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