@TheOnion if only!
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@TheOnion Don't blame it on Montecore. He has the quintessential alibi.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So much for taming the tiger withinThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Senator deceased after wounds suffered from tiger refuses to leave seat".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: 4 Senators Mauled During Congressional Tiger Show http://onion.com/1lrwAHu pic.twitter.com/gOCTAFFp4M” Something different...
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@TheOnion don't get my hopes upThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If only it were true...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How ghastly! Is the tiger okay? Getting that much partisan toxin in his mouths has got to be dangerous. I suggest a truth rinse.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @wholden42 One for the people then....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion we can now consider the Manticore Curriculum to be a successThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ah ha ha...too funny!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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