@PilgrimJHowland check out what @TheOnion wrote up! Too funny!
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@TheOnion Brilliant! The greatest Onion stories keep making you laugh harder as you read, even though the headline gives away the jokeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: American Obesity Epidemic Traced To Single Heavyset 'Mayflower' Passenger http://onion.com/1dRVKHr ” Wow! A single founder.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Josepher715 RT@TheOnion American Obesity Epidemic Traced To Single Heavyset 'Mayflower' Passenger http://onion.com/1dRVKHr ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@RealKerriKing@TheOnion if you ever want to know what happened to his decedent's, come to Mississippi. They all live here. Fat fucks. -
@paulzybryant I hate Mississippi- my grandparents have lived all over and my horse is retired there.Thank goodness 4 reciprocal carry laws. -
@RealKerriKing yeah. I cant stand it here. I wish I lived back home in Alabama but this is where work has brought me. For now. -
@paulzybryant escapism! Find your happy place! -
@RealKerriKing my happy place is playing video games and sex. And it is a whole easier to play video games. Guess what I do the most of. -
@paulzybryant Ahhahaha my hero - End of conversation
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@TheOnion Onion, I love you. xoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion mmm....what was it about the simplest explanations usually being the right ones....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I knew it!!! “
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@TheOnion too funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh good not our fault we're fat its genetics. TyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion damn all we need to do now is invent a time machine and...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Hysterical
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