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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Mar 2014

    American Obesity Epidemic Traced To Single Heavyset 'Mayflower' Passengerhttp://onion.com/1dRVKHr 

    6:00 PM - 27 Mar 2014
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    19 replies 226 retweets 242 likes
      1. Ashley Smith‏ @ahhitscrazyy 27 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @PilgrimJHowland check out what @TheOnion wrote up! Too funny!

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      1. Spiro Verras‏ @verras 28 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Brilliant! The greatest Onion stories keep making you laugh harder as you read, even though the headline gives away the joke

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      1. Mark Newell‏ @manewell47 27 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: American Obesity Epidemic Traced To Single Heavyset 'Mayflower' Passenger http://onion.com/1dRVKHr ” Wow! A single founder.

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      1. Alex Toole‏ @ajtoole 27 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Josepher715 RT @TheOnion American Obesity Epidemic Traced To Single Heavyset 'Mayflower' Passenger http://onion.com/1dRVKHr ”

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      2. Kerri King‏ @RealKerriKing 28 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: American Obesity Epidemic Traced To Single Heavyset 'Mayflower' Passenger http://onion.com/1dRVKHr ”😂😂😂

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      3. bamaboy862000‏ @paulzybryant 28 Mar 2014
        Replying to @RealKerriKing

        @RealKerriKing @TheOnion if you ever want to know what happened to his decedent's, come to Mississippi. They all live here. Fat fucks.

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      4. Kerri King‏ @RealKerriKing 28 Mar 2014
        Replying to @paulzybryant

        @paulzybryant I hate Mississippi- my grandparents have lived all over and my horse is retired there.Thank goodness 4 reciprocal carry laws.

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      5. bamaboy862000‏ @paulzybryant 28 Mar 2014
        Replying to @RealKerriKing

        @RealKerriKing yeah. I cant stand it here. I wish I lived back home in Alabama but this is where work has brought me. For now.

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      6. Kerri King‏ @RealKerriKing 28 Mar 2014
        Replying to @paulzybryant

        @paulzybryant escapism! Find your happy place!

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      7. bamaboy862000‏ @paulzybryant 28 Mar 2014
        Replying to @RealKerriKing

        @RealKerriKing my happy place is playing video games and sex. And it is a whole easier to play video games. Guess what I do the most of.

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      8. Kerri King‏ @RealKerriKing 28 Mar 2014
        Replying to @paulzybryant

        @paulzybryant Ahhahaha my hero

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      9. bamaboy862000‏ @paulzybryant 28 Mar 2014
        Replying to @RealKerriKing

        @RealKerriKing anytime

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      1. cinders23‏ @cinders23 28 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Onion, I love you. xo

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      1. reshieroo‏ @reshieroo 27 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion mmm....what was it about the simplest explanations usually being the right ones....

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      1. Maddie Riggs‏ @themfshark 27 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: American Obesity Epidemic Traced To Single Heavyset 'Mayflower' Passenger http://onion.com/1dRVKHr ” HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Chris Galusha‏ @galushac 27 Mar 2014
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        I knew it!!! “@TheOnion: American Obesity Epidemic Traced To Single Heavyset 'Mayflower' Passenger http://onion.com/1dRVKHr ”

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      1. Joanne S R‏ @breilly123 27 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion too funny

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      1. Deirdra L Halley‏ @BrayheadL 27 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion oh good not our fault we're fat its genetics. Ty

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      1. Carl VJ Howard‏ @carhow727 27 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion damn all we need to do now is invent a time machine and...

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      1. Brian Reagan‏ @briancreagan 27 Mar 2014
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        Hysterical @TheOnion: American Obesity Epidemic Traced To Single Heavyset 'Mayflower' Passengerhttp://onion.com/1dRVKHr 

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